boyfriends are cool i guess but consider this
Every time you pronounce “van Gogh” wrongly, a Dutch person loses their bicycle.
Is it not pronounced Van-Go?
alas, another bicycle is lost
I’ve had to buy 5 new bikes because of shit like this.
i miss my bikes.
What about gouda? Goo-dah. Does that destroy a field of tulips?
yes. i hate you. so much. tulip-killer.